My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
So last year at school we had a new girl and my friend asked her what her name was and she goes
And my friend was like, “oMG LIKE FROM FROZEN!?”
And that girl just looked at her with the deadest eyes ive ever seen and said, “Yes. That movie ruined my fucking life.”
YOU THINK THAT’S BAD?
MY NAME IS ELSA.
You poor, poor soul
I’m good at math. U + I = 69
Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10
No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.
for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg