it’s really disconcerting when people change their icons because it’s like your friend ripping off their face and replacing it with a new one and then expecting you to be cool about it
do you see that girl on the left? because i do. one day i was taking a picture of my friends because i wanted to make a memory and i wanted to test how nice this webcam is. 2 days after i took the picture, i noticed that there was this girl on the left, smiling as big as she can. she looks happy. my friend, camille, doesn’t know if she’s human or not.
i showed this picture to my best friend, katrina, and she said that was her little sister, ariana. i recall katrina telling me she wanted to throw her in the garbage can in when she was little. and so she did.
then we found out that she came back from the dead to get revenge on katrina for throwing her in the garbage can.
she’s looking at the camera. which means she’s looking at you.
if you don’t reglob this in 5 minutes, she will be in your garbage can. when you throw out your garbage, she will eat and and she will grab your head and body and eat you too.
TRUE STORY
OMG.. I SAW THAT GIRL LAST WEEK.
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
…………
wat.
………………………………………………………………………………
whut. fuck.
(Source: helllosabby)
- TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
- TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
- TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
- TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
- SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
A shark gives a diver a high-five. Eli Martinez was interacting with the lemon shark in the balmy waters off the coast of The Bahamas. Eli, who works as the editor of Shark Diving magazine, said: “This particular shark I had encountered before. She is very laid-back so I knew if I held my hand out she would come over. At first she was swimming straight towards me, but I didn’t expect her to turn at the last moment. She tapped my palm with her fin like we were high-five-ing.” Picture: CATERS NEWS
This city, made by an origami artist in Japan named Wataru Ito, measures 2.4m by 1.8m and is 1m high.
It took him 4 years using just paper, a knife and glue.
He plans to burn it.
when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
a special message for a very special someone
hey
you
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE IS AW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JBO IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTUIRE WORLD
← Older entries
Page 1 of 390
